LA Glorieuse/Patent 203/Select Briar Root.
.22 rimfire caliber, the cartridge inserted into front of stem,
then screwed onto pipe bowl.
A button on bottom of pipe acts as a trigger.
I think one should be included in every Ordainment Kit.
It could be the perfect SubGenius weapon!
Actually, I envision a utility belt of sorts, containing a variety
of different pipe-shaped weapons:
A pipe-taser, a pipe-grenade, a Swiss-Army-style pipe...
The possibilities are endless!