Sunday, July 8, 2012

The proper use & abuse of a Dobbshead

Every year it seems that the Forces of Evil, Conspiracy Demons & Slack Vampires amass & attempt to thwart my attendance at X-Day...
This year, for the first time in five years, the Pink Ones were successful at keeping my wife & I at home. But just because we could not be with our Yeti brothers & sisters in person was no reason not to celebrate our imminent Arisal!
So, at the stroke of midnight, July 5th, we created & performed the Sacred Ritual of Dobbshead SexHurt, Dobbshead OoZquirt.

We have had this 4-foot "Bob"face hanging around the house for a couple of years (it was originally part of my no-longer-extant "Dancing Dobbshead" gag, last seen at 13X-Day @ Suckwood.) I had my SlackWife & True YetiMate, Rev. TinkerHell, pose for some salacious photos with the big ol' "Bob"face.

The pictures ended up getting completely pornographic, as I continued snapping photos during the entire SexHurt ritual. This is not the proper forum for releasing those totally explicit images, but here are a few of the tamer ones for your perverse ogling pleasure...

Saturday, March 10, 2012

X-Day XV

The third in a series, as well as my first bit of propaganda for this year's [final] End-of-the-World party...

Pee Dobbs 2

Another take on this idea, zooming out for a reveal of the Xist Death Fleet...

Pee Dobbs

This one is a real no-brainer...

I'm probably not the first to think of this idea, but I haven't seen another version of this anywhere; so now it exisits, because it must.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Monday, February 22, 2010

X-Day the 13th... The ultimate experience of Horror!

So, I just completed two new Photoshop creations, both based to different degrees on the promotional art from the two movies called Friday the 13th.

Here is my original inspiration:

Here is Version 1:

Here is Version 2:

Monday, June 1, 2009

Startling Photo Evidence: The True Face of "Bob" Revealed?

I recently came across this suspiciously familiar face while reading some old comic books. After careful examination, I have come to believe that this was the original source photo which was used as an inspration for the Original True Dobbshead! Is it the true face of J.R."Bob" Dobbs? I leave it you, True Believer, to decide...

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Infinite Slack

I have long held a theory that every dot in the Dobbshead is itself a Dobbshead, and now there is an elegant illustration of this idea, thanks to Frank @ Killed By A Pixel...

Tremble before the brilliance of Infinite Slack:

infinite slack recursion illusion

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Finally, my X-Day-XI pictures...

X-Day-XI came! And there are photos to prove it!

First, here are a couple of photos of me at Brushwood, taken by Rev. Scalpod:

Now, for the photos I took...
A lot of the pictures turned out blurry and unfocused. This is because I had the camera on the wrong setting for most of these shots.

As it turns out, the camera I used was a top-secret MIB device with the ability to capture images of extra-dimensional beings which are completely invisible to the human eye.
Having stated this, I present these pictures:

Thursday, June 26, 2008